The homeless guys manifesto

It was time to go check on the apartment of our friends who are away for the weekend. As we walk from the front door of the loft to the car across the street, we are asked by two homeless men on the sidewalk if we have any change to spare. My partner Greg told them no and we continued to walk. The skinny greasy homeless man continued with his salute to "why people really hate the homeless", and rattled on something about how he hopes we need something to eat someday and know what its like to have nothing. He said all of these things in a very violent tone and made me somewhat uncomfortable. Everything was fine and we got in the car to continue our errand. With thoughts of calling 911 and a moment of homeless bashing in a way, is when it really hit me. It would be a lot easier for people to be more tolerant of the homeless if it were not for people like the fellows we encountered today. If you want my opinion, the homeless should unite and take care of the few undesirables that make their lives a little harder for themselves and everyone.

ok....its called "fake fucking"

This may be the find of the times...well, at least i'm having a lot of fun with it right now. It's called "fake fucking" and p.s. it's fabulous!!! This could be something shared from a hetero couple or gay couple, as long as there is at least one penis involved, you are okay. What you do is first start out with an amazing make out session that gets you so hot you can't stand it. Then you lie on your back and have your partner get on top as if you are about to do "old faithful"...then missionary position. Instead of entering you, your partner puts his penis in between your closed legs and start going at it. Using your imagination can make you have the same feeling of your partner actually being in you, but your partner has to know what he is doing as well. This is something that has been going on along time and I think it deserves a come back.

2 weeks left

Yes my friends, 2 weeks from today, Sex and the City is here! For a lot of people like me, May 30th seemed like it would never get here. In the past decade, I have become very close to Carrie, Charolette, Miranda, and Samantha. They are my friends in New York and I got to catch up on their lives every week. Living in a small town does not have the same "sexy" thoughts or even actions. We are just used to keeping things bottled up and not talking openly about things as "funky spunk" or "me, James, and his tiny penis" just to name a few. The girls made it mu easier for people to ask and say the things that they really wanted to know and they used humor to do so. I believe that all women would like to know what it is like to "have sex like a man" but they are too afraid to do so. Well women, take my advice and the advice of the girls and remember, you can enjoy your sexuality and as long as your safe and know the boundaries before hand, laugh, love, and dont be afraid to tell your man to go down!!!!! See you all there in 2 weeks. Catch up on the episodes if you need a refresher....and get ready for the question we all want to know. Will Carrie and Big finally get married? Until then, grab a cosmo, vibrator, and a nice pair of Manolo's and have some hot sexy fun.